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Get ready to relive the ultimate disappointment when Terminator Salvation slithers its shitty way to DVD stores. The film will be released on December 1st, marking the beginning of a month of rampant consumerism… which just so happens to be the only month that this film might be even remotely successful on the sales charts. As dumbass parents scramble to find disposable refuse for Christmas… or Hanukkah… they will undoubtedly stumble across giant displays of Terminator Salvation piled high with beautiful marketing schemes and imagery. They will, in their stereotypical cluelessness, buy one of the worst movies of all time for their children, young or old. Of course, they’ll be dooming legions of uneducated children to the ignominious task of having to keep a shitty DVD on their shelves for the rest of their lives, simply because their mom or dad it for them.

Terminator Salvation, in case you didn’t know, is the worst Terminator film. It sucks, features extreme sports, and a CGI Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Christian Bale stuck in Batman mode. The marketing campaign behind this film is going to ooh and aah the masses with the promise of a rated-R Director’s Cut… but don’t fall for it. Nothing can save this film.

Click here to read my full review and see why this film can’t be saved.

Click here to read Bobby Bless’ review and see why you shouldn’t buy this!

Click here if you’re going to completely ignore our advice and buy the DVD anyway… because you’re going to need this drinking game!

No info on SRP (Standard Rape Price), but I’ll let you know as soon as I find out. You can pre-order it now for cheap by clicking on the poster above.

Special Features include the following:
- The Moto-Terminator
- WB Maximum Movie Mode (Blu-ray only)
- Focus Points (Blu-ray only)
- Re-Forging the Future (Blu-ray only)
- Director’s Cut of Film (Blu-ray only)
- BD-Live (Blu-ray only)
- Media Center (Blu-ray only)
- “Resist or Be Terminated” Video Archive (Blu-ray only)
- Terminator Salvation Official Movie Prequel Digital Comic Issue #1 (Blu-ray only)
- My Commentary (Blu-ray only)
- Live Community Screening (Blu-ray only)
- Digital Copy of Theatrical Version (Blu-ray only)

The Vocabulariast Exclusive Edition Includes the Following Extra Special Features:

The Vocabulariast Screamentary: Listen as The Vocabulariast screams nonstop through one of the most heartless continuations of a beloved franchise ever.

McG: The Man, The Myth, The Douchey Movies He Makes – A documentary where The Vocabulariast does a retrospective on McG’s films, highlighting the “extreme” aspects of McG’s movies.

The Bale Rant: Watch as The Vocabulariast walks through every shot that Christian Bale tries to film… continually trashing his scene and leading to one of the most laughable performances of the year.

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