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This drinking game is to be played with Fast & Furious 6… because, let’s face it, you can’t watch a Fast & Furious movie without getting completely drunk. I recommend playing with some Corona… because nothing says class like shitty domestic Mexican beer and a movie about cars.

1 drink – every time a car wrecks
1 drink – every time someone dies
1 drink – every time someone says “family”
1 drink – every time you wonder how The Rock wipes his ass
1 drink – every time someone fires a gun
1 drink – every time an engine revs

How are they still making these movies? Who would have thought that a Point Break ripoff featuring some of the worst acting ever could have spawned such a successful franchise? Six entries with a seventh on the way? Why can’t good franchises get this kind of success? I’d much rather be lining up for Hard Rock Zombies 6 than Fast & Furious 6.

What once started out as a series built upon cool cars, meatheadery, and hot babes has turned into an international crimefighting caper piled high with actors who spend more time on their bodies than they do on their actual acting skills. And despite everything I’ve said so far… I actually kind of enjoyed myself. Fast & Furious 6 is all about spectacle, suspension of disbelief, and stunts that will leave your jaw on the floor...