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This drinking game is to be played with My Name is Bruce and some beer.
1 drink – every time someone says “Bruce”
1 drink – every time someone dies
1 drink – every time someone says “Guan-Di”
1 drink – every time someone says “bean curd” or you see bean curd
1 drink – every time you see the [...]
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Loading ...When was the last time that Bruce Campbell starred in an actual good movie? Yeah… I don’t think he ever has. That’s why Bruce exists on the fringe of pop-culture, a king to horror fans and a virtual nobody to mainstream folks. Sure he starred in the Evil Dead films (which are still an acquired [...]
(1 votes, average: 4 out of 5) Loading ...This drinking game is to be played with Barn of the Naked Dead and some beer.
1 drink – every time someone is chained up or unchained
1 drink – every time someone is referred to as an animal
1 drink – every time you see someone smoking
1 drink – every time a woman makes a bad decision [...]
(1 votes, average: 3 out of 5) Loading ...Originally known as Nightmare Circus and Terror Circus, Barn of the Naked Dead was retitled to snare the eyes of exploitation aficionados… despite the fact that there is only one scene of nudity in the entire film… and none of the chicks are dead. It should be titled Barn of the Stupid Women, because that’s [...]
(1 votes, average: 1 out of 5) Loading ...This drinking game is to be played with Bangkok Dangerous and some beers… preferably something from Thailand.
1 drink – every time Joe lays down a rule
1 drink – every time you see a briefcase
1 drink – every time someone does sign language
1 drink – every time someone dies
1 drink – every time you see a [...]
(1 votes, average: 3 out of 5) Loading ...Bangkok Dangerous tries hard, it really does. The Pang Brothers have beautifully executed a poor story. Nicolas Cage has done his best to be an interesting assassin, but he still falls short thanks to the poor writing of the character. The end result is your typical “assassin” flick full of clichéd moments and characters that [...]
(1 votes, average: 2 out of 5) Loading ...This drinking game is to be played with Balls of Fury and some Bud Light… just like Randy Daytona drinks, or your favorite beer.
1 drink – every time someone serves the ping pong ball
1 drink – every time there is a gay joke or inference
1 drink – every time you see the word “Peppermill”
1 drink [...]
(1 votes, average: 4 out of 5) Loading ...Balls of Fury is a slightly better than average comedy in the same vein as films like Dodgeball and Blades of Glory… only, I actually like this one. The film takes a fringe sport that is really a joke to most of the world, even though some Asian countries might disagree, and turns it into [...]
(1 votes, average: 3 out of 5) Loading ...Baise Moi is perhaps one of the more controversial films of recent history. The films hardcore (for prudes) depictions of sex and violence put the public up in arms. Yet, I have to wonder if the actors weren’t female porn stars, would anyone truly have cared. No one complains when Nicole Kidman rides the flesh [...]
(1 votes, average: 4 out of 5) Loading ...This drinking game is to be played with Bad Taste and some beer.
1 drink – every time you see a 3rd class alien (the one’s in the blue shirts) get killed
1 drink – every time Derek’s head falls open
1 drink – every time you see the bread collector’s envelopes
1 drink – every time you see [...]
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