It has become clear to me that Rob Zombie is a terrible filmmaker and that The Devil’s Rejects was simply lightning in a bottle. It’s like that time you were drinking a Big Gulp in your friend’s car and he stopped suddenly, causing it to fly out of your hands… but it miraculously lands upside down so that nothing can actually spill out of the cup. You couldn’t do it again if you tried… much like Rob Zombie trying to make a good movie. Zombie’s post-Rejects films are all piles of shit, including the Halloween reboot, Halloween II, and now Zombie’s worst film ever, Lords of Salem. Zombie comes off as a director who has something to say… but has absolutely no idea what that something is. At this point, I can honestly say that I dread ever seeing another Rob Zombie movie in the future...